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Because It’s Funny to Me

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Written by Christopher Burg

June 17, 2011 at 12:00 pm

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My Sister is Awesome

So I posted the following on Facebook:

Now that Osama is dead dead does that mean we will finally get out of Afghanistan? I mean wasn’t he the reason we supposedly went there?

And the first reply I get is the following from my sister:

No, we gotta find Mecha-Osama now.

I wonder what our parents did that managed to raise two completely sarcastic asses.

Written by Christopher Burg

May 2, 2011 at 12:00 pm

Rand Paul Delivers a Political Bitch Slap to Donald Trump

I’m liking Rand Paul more and more every day. Today I must say I like him because he can really deliver an old fashioned politial bitch slap:

“I’ve come to New Hampshire today because I’m very concerned,” Paul said. “I want to see the original long-form certificate, with embossed seal, of Donald Trump’s Republican registration.”

“Seriously don’t you think we need to see that?” he said, adding that Trump had donated to Democrats such as Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid.

Hilarious.

Written by Christopher Burg

April 29, 2011 at 1:00 pm

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Quote of the Day

I don’t do quote of the day type posts often but this quote in reference to the War on Drugs was golden:

If the Government gave a fuck about being consistent… shouldn’t Marijuana be considered an endangered species at this point? Shouldn’t it be protected by the EPA? It’s amazing so many people are comfortable hunting that particular species to extinction… but when we at Absolute Despotism propose using the Navy to hunt sharks to extinction, or fire bombing the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge in Operation “Caribou Holocaust” we’re the assholes?

Written by Christopher Burg

April 5, 2011 at 1:00 pm

Kids Say The Damnedest Things

This is why you don’t let your kids overhear things:

Police officers in Austin, Texas, say they were questioning a woman about some outstanding warrants when she began acting suspicious — eventually prompting her 3-year-old son to ask if they had “found his mom’s weed,” MyFoxAustin.com reports.

I have nothing snide to add, this story is funny enough already.

Written by Christopher Burg

April 1, 2011 at 1:00 pm

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Historically Hardcore

Another thanks goes out to Every Day, No Days Off for bringing on the funny. Thanks to that site I came across some Historically Hardcare. All three posters are comedy gold but I think this one is my favorite:

Written by Christopher Burg

March 28, 2011 at 12:00 pm

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Is Anybody Surprised

I don’t think I really have to say much here except Duke Nukem Forever is yet again delayed. Shocked? I didn’t think so.

Written by Christopher Burg

March 24, 2011 at 11:00 am

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